I Need Ed Wood to Rescue My Life
I know I’m boring.
But I didn’t know that I’m soooo boring that I need an Ed-Woodsian touch to make my story palatable to everyone else.
According to this Hello Quizzy “The Director Who Films Your Life Test, ” I need Ed Wood because:
Ed Wood will get your film done waaaaay under budget, and will likely make it into a classic film of all time — for all the wrong reasons. Let’s face it, your life isn’t terribly exciting to begin with, and it needs some camping up. His resume includes classics such as Plan Nine From Outer Space and Glen or Glenda? He’s not afraid to tackle controversial topics, and may insist on portraying a transvestite in your film — even if you’ve never seen a transvestite before.