Eat Kraft Process Cheese Products or the Terrorists Win
Don’t get me wrong. I buy and eat Kraft Singles just like everyone else. I just find those currently-running Kraft commercials very strange.
Why are they bragging that this cheese product is uniquely American and only our country could have developed it? Perhaps this point is true, but is this something to crow about?
Yes, why have natural, aged, artisan-crafted cheese that’s been perfected through the hard work of generations and generations when you can have chemical-infused, machine-created product! Do your patriotic duty and eat the inferior stuff!
While you’re at it, don’t forget the cheese in a can.
Well ok. I may actually consider those brag-worthy. I mean, can you just imagine the looks on the aliens’ faces when they get introduced to that?